Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Letter to My Lovers

To

Darcy Mark Jaja and Pseudo a.k.a Timmy the name-changer,

I'm in the market for a cyber Boyfriend ;)

The Yote has refused to start his own blog (which I thought would be named 'Yote in the City' for sheer comedy value) so I wonder how he will keep up with the competition.

Thus far, Pseudo is the lead runner. His "ooohs" and "ooohs" and persistent, almost religious, perusal of this blog (and even my Afro Beat blog), have endeared me to him.

Never being one to limit my options, Jaja, I wanna get to know ya! You already have the kinsman thing going for you, which could make Papa Bitchy very very happy I'm sure.

If either of you returns to the Bitchy one's City, what say you?

Are you up to the task? Can you handle this crybaby hotcake?

Can you?

My kitchen is hot! My sizzle is the shizzle!

Cyber-Weenies need not apply. Thank you! :)

18 comments:

Acheeka said...

kindly reply to my e-mail because i'm lost. so lost. have you gone mad?

Anonymous said...

lol

culturalmiscellany said...

she's gone crackers. i think its revision - classic symptoms of delusion and anger ;)

Bitchy said...

Acheeka, no I have not gone mad. It takes you a WEEK to reply an email, surely you can wait a couple of days? Be patient little one!

Pink Satin, why, helloooo... Will check your blog out this eve

Cultural Miss, if only I had that excuse. I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE REVISION YET!! God Help me :( Are you blogging from a train?

Jaja said...

I am answering ‘yes’ to all the quizzes..
“I do”

Of course. I have this need these days to be ‘known better” by a Bitchy cry baby, hot cake. With a hot kitchen, whose sizzle is the shizzle!

Didn’t I already tell you I found your first name I irresistible, Bitchy Bridget Jones?

Let’s make Papa Bitchy glad.   

Jaja said...

Thanks Bitchy, for the quick pop at my blog. And that other one from before :)

? said...

@Pink satin
Phew! I can feel the heat. This is really hot.

@Acheeka
lol

@Bitchy
you are tew (I can be as posh as pink satin?) funny! It is The Boy Friend in the strictest grammatical sense. Or did you mean the musical by Sandy Wilson first performed in London in 1953?

@Jaja
you will not believe the ridiculous things that my boyfriend says that being the perfect boyfriend can be a bit of a challenge. He does not even know how it is done?

Anyway am off to see that old musical and will be back.

@CM
Sorry (see that was easy) if I almost addressed you as Mme. Dubonnet. I think it's the heat.

Blub!
@anyone
got any clean tissues?

Anonymous said...

Pseudo leave me and my 'tew' alone o...how are u sa!

Anonymous said...

Now here I don't think you are mad at all. I'm so impressed! One blog, you were Bridget and now you are Joan of Ark! Go get 'em girl! You are so not Bridget. She would never have had the back bone for such a blog! I take my hat off to you. And whichever of these guys manages to win your heart is a lucky guy. You hold out for the best. You deserve it.

Snuffy

Bitchy said...

Jaja, LOL! Yes we will indeed make Papa Bitchy glad. Kindly submit a CV or resume' too, so I can fax him details of your academic history and financial prospects! Ooh and that thing I said I was going to do on your blog? I'm doing it!! Ha ha

Pseudo, you have a BOYFRIEND?? I feel oh so betraaayed! My darling, it was youuu I had my heart set on, from the moment you became the artist formerly known as the pseudo independent. Why else would I have coined such an affectionate nickname (Timmy) for you? Well you're back to being plain old Pseudo!!! I ought to cross you out of my letter. You're lucky I don't know how ;)

Snuffy, why thank you ma'am! Teehee! I do deserve the best cyber boyfriend money can buy, so what if I'm a silly Bridgie?

Smooches to all! Xxx

Bitchy said...

Oh and Mr. Grammar (a.k.a Pseudo) In the "strictest grammatical sense" it is "the boyfriend". See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyfriend

The musical was what was called The Boy Friend.

Kindly stand corrected! Muah ha ha. Lol!

? said...

Ok am back! see you at mine

Anonymous said...

{seems like i've been away for too long}

Jaja said...

@pseudo:
I only just saw your comment.
I am bit sarcasm weary these days so tell me if I missed something. About the bf, if you meant a real one, I was going to say I didn’t know Nigerian Men kept bf s.

Did I already tell you I love the tone of your blog?

Anonymous said...

lmao@crybaby hotcake... that is bloody hilarious!I cant wait to see how this plays out!

Mimi said...

bitchy :) been agessssss. i see its drama drama drama. musta create our very own mr darcy and whats-his-name for ourselves right???good for u bridgetty bitchy

? said...

@jaja
oh, its a movie - the boyfriend. I saw and loved it.

Anonymous said...

Bitchy! Long time! Hope you're cool...

Hey can I be your cyber GIRLFRIEND?! ;)

x mwah x