Sunday, June 01, 2008

The Big Q

I have a question for the writers and producers of Sex And The City...

What do Big and Carrie do when one of them needs to do a really noisy, gassy poo and the other's wide awake in the next room?

It's just a question... I know they definitely didn't think about that when putting the new movie together, and personally, I think they ought to have given it some thought.

If they're going to make every single one of us compare our real life relationships to Big and Carrie's on-screen romance, the least they could do is toss in a few not-so-glamorous scenes for our viewing pleasure.

Surely there must be days when Big's breath forces Carrie to hold hers for an uncomfortably long period of time whilst they're locked in one of their perfectly choreographed smooches?

As a die-hard fan I would like to know these intimate details of their relationship. I think it's only fair.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

uhm, big and carrie don't poo. why would you even suggest that?

:)

Naapali said...

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Naapali said...

"And what about the days when Fanutastik's breath forces Bitchy to hold hers for an uncomfortably long period of time whilst they're locked in one of their perfectly choreographed smooches?"

- hm, I do wonder indeed! But I have always imagined those moments as impossible and thus nonexistent.

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Willow Is Fashionably Unknown said...

aahhhh but you have to laugh at the charlotte crapping in her pants scene.... or the miranda and the pubes lol ha ha hee hee

Willow Is Fashionably Unknown said...

ps where the hell have you been?

Sugabelly said...

yay to gassy poos

rukks said...

but but but...youre youre...NOT! a die hard fan!!!I KNOW THIS!!!and u would know the answer to your question if u watched season one episode four when carrie farted and big laughed and she was completely mortified...

...oooh did someone go on tv last night? did she?..i forgot to watch damn it!!!

The Pseudo-Independent said...

Sorry to learn of your malaria. I guess you are cool.

Turning to your post, I agree it seems very fair, however little to the imagination but I think the willingness to share all of their intimate details isn't impossible.

ps: Got stuck on the gassy poo bit, however each time I have tried to insert a comment, some event/distraction occurs. Ok, let me go read on...

geisha said...

it's very simple really.
they cut and re-take the scene

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Zena said...

ur back


lol, dats a good thot, but they're not supposed to poo,

Accidental SIren said...

LOVED THAT FILM!!! But you do have a point.

Snuffleupagus said...

No no no! First of all there is the episode where she farts - as pointed out above - which you have completely forgotten!

And then there is the episode where all the girls talk about 'pooing' at a boyfriend's place (in fact I'm wondering whether the 2 episodes are one in the same...) and Charlotte makes it clear that one NEVER poos at a boyfriend's house. You wait till you get home. Carrie and Big don't live together. And look at what happens to Miranda and Steve who do. That's the point. If you move in together, you lose the romance, and the thrill and you never shave your pubic hair.

There you go. Buy the re-runs on DVD. They are all in the shops now!

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Moody Crab said...

So after months of not blogging and suffering from withdrawal syndrome, all you could come up with is "The Big Q"? The gods are angry and they must be appeased.


For your own sake, write your normal brilliant and LONG post....


PS: I'm off to India next month for six weeks and I need advice. Expect an email from me...thanks!

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

lol! so you are blogging again? Welcome back!!!!

NigerianDramaQueen said...

Im guessing the bit of reality they handed us, was Charlotte pooping in her pants..and Samantha's failed relationship...

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